When you bring two young girls to a lacrosse game there's a lot going on besides watching your son play. So, after the game when he runs up and says "Mom! Did you see me assist in that goal?" You have to just smile and say "yeah- tell me more about it."
But you will be fibbing, because this is what you were really paying attention to:
"How are you today sir? Very well I thank you!
Run away, run away"
(Pseudo) talking on the phone to Grandma.
Check that out...........T is going bald on top!!!
Give me 5,
on the side,
cut the cake,
"Did you drop your gum sweetie?"
"That's okay, just blow on it some- 10 second rule!"