December 03, 2009

A Conversation With Saint Nick


I found myself in the mall at 11:00am today. I was returning items at Macy's. We passed the Christmas display and noticed that poor Santa was all alone waiting for some child's attention.

In the past my children have been even more than hesitant to sit on Santa's lap. My oldest child in his day even went so far as mispronounce Santa's name as 'Satan.' At 3yrs old I am quite certain he wasn't too familiar with that guy dressed in red. We have often fondly referred to Santa as Satan since then. Perhaps there-in lies our problems with Santa/Satan. Big Boy set quite the example for the rest of the kids to follow by screaming bloody murder and refusing to sit on the big guy's lap at the mall. (see photo above-man I was sure skinnier then...sigh!) So I have been wise never to stand in those long lines with hesitant children ever again.

We have cherished video of a breakfast table conversation with our first little Satan Hater back in 1995. "What will you do when you see Santa's gifts on Christmas morning?" I ask. "I will throw them in the trash!" Big Boy says with commitment. Two scenes later he is trying out his new trike and has forgotten his resolve to cast it aside. Classic!

So four kids later here I am with Little Girl at the mall, and there is no line (thus making it a perfect opportunity for me to test the waters without paying a price). We stroll our way to the gate and I start talking to the big guy in red. I put my head down close to Little Girl and ask if she'd like to say hello to Santa too. She looks nervous. I tell her she can let him know what she wants for Christmas. I am sure she will say a Barbie. She instead whispers to me "tell him I want a Barbie..." We start heading through the tunnel to his chair and she gets really anxious. So I back down and tell her we'll just send him a note. As he sees us walking away I explain to Santa that she's feeling shy. He slides a coloring book through the gate to us even though we never made it to his lap. A few minutes later as we make our way to Macy's, Little Girl has something to say to me. I put my head down to hear her better and she looks upset. Holding her book up to me she says "This not a Barbie..." Another childhood disappointment to add to our long standing tradition with hesitancy and general dislike of old St Nick (at least when up close and personal).

7 comments:

Eileen said...

I love kid/Santa stories! Last year Maya adamantly refused to see Santa until we were walking through the mall and Abby said, "Too bad you don't want to talk to him. You tell what you want and then he brings it." I swear I heard brakes screaching as Maya came to a complete halt and said with determination. "I will see Santa."

Then she sat on his lap and was a complete flirt. She hugged him. She told him she liked his nice red outfit and his beautiful beard. It was hilarious.

Kelly said...

That is so funny! I love Maya.

Kristina P. said...

Hopefully Santa will still bring her a Barbie!

Kelly said...

Only if she's good and promises not to let the early introduction of a busty blonde sexualize her at the age of 3.

Melody said...

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious -- and sad. I can totally imagine the puzzlement: "But this isn't a Barbie!"

Ruby has already told me that she will not be sitting on Santa's lap at our ward's breakfast with Santa on Saturday because he's scary.

CSIowa said...

Fantastic experience and hilarious account thereof!

literaqueen said...

So did you think fast on how to respond to Little Girl's disappointment?